Wargamer quote of the day

From John Teixeira, reporting on a conversation overheard at the recent ConsimworldExpo (wargames convention):

My favorite comment overheard at the Con:

Person A: “I have sent this guy (a wargamer designer) multiple emails about the game. I have tried contacting him several times. I don’t know what the problem is.”

Person B: “I think he is dead”.

Made me laugh.