A gathering

There’s only one way to explain what I experienced on my journey home from work tonight. There must have been, a surprise gathering (or conference) of bad and dangerous drivers called for tonight in Yehud. I can see the email invitation content quite clearly:

“Are you a bad driver? Are you a dangerous driver? Are you both? Well, come along to Yehud tonight, drive around and cause trouble.

Yes, we want you to reverse at speed into the main road.

Of course we want you to stop suddenly, start suddenly, stop suddenly, and then turn left while indicating right.

And you absolutely must charge across the stop line without stopping. You will get extra points if you don’t look to either side as you do this.

But if you cannot come, send a friend. Someone who drives on the other side of the road from time to time – just for variety.”

All this, and more.

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