I don’t have green fingers. I tend to stay away from gardens and anything to do with them. However, sometimes I cannot get far enough away.

For example, there are plant trays all over the office to brighten up the place and give it a fresh, pleasant atmosphere.

Here is the tray hanging on the end of one colleague’s cube:

And here is the tray hanging on the end of my cube:

Dead and gone. I killed them. Not sure how, but definitely killed stone dead.

If you have a plant or a tree you want killed, just let me know.