From Jean Leviathan of Lublin, Poland, as reported by Fred Schachter.
I am currently playing the game (Rebel Raiders on the High Seas) solitaire, and I left it on my gaming plate in the living room for the whole day. Here is a short conversation that I heard from the kitchen:
My daughter (4 years old): “Mummy? Why Daddy is playing games?”
My wife: “Only God knows why.”
My daughter: “Will he play Daddy Today?”
My wife: “No Darling. Your Daddy plays for both sides. He does not need God to play his games.”
My daughter: “And what is this game?”
My wife: Some ships thing. You might ask him. I am sure that he will eagerly tell you what sort of game this is…